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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface - including glass at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 Celsius.
The Russians used a pencil.
Your U.S. taxes are due again in seven months -- enjoy paying them. |
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....purchased today. But the S.O.B. will not run on my system. I have installed the game. When I click on the icon to play and follow the link to start game it appears to be loading than kicks my back to the main windows screen. Any suggestions? |
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Sep. 8th, 2004 @ 01:14 am
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1:14 am, can't sleep my head is killing me. I wonder if I am dying. I feel like horseshit still. Just for the record online classes are the sperm of the devil himself. Bullshit, Bullshit! |
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......school down the hatch. To celebrate this achievement I have decided to get deathly sick and not move around at all. Guess I will spend Labor day trying to recover from what ever shit bug I've caught. On a positive note, I had one geography class this week. Wedenesday was canceled because of the infamous Marks building fire. Friday, well our professor didn't show up. Sweet! On another positive note, it will be 3 weeks before we have another Chinese history class! Kick ass. Even better I have finally came to terms with the fact that I have a 13 inch long love-rocket singing between my legs!! Rock on! |
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........feeling that the Peay is going to fuck up my Financial Aid at the last minute! If so I will piss on the financial aid director's shoe. The left shoe in fact! I also may be inclined to piss on thier paper clip collection! |
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.......it appears that on August the 30th I will once again be a student of the Peay of Austin! I will purchase a new trapper keeper and an a-team lunch box. Plus a new pair of velcro tennis shoes and a sleeping mat. I truly am somebody!
Aug. 2nd, 2004 @ 11:01 am
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| » Crazy Fucking World........... |
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...........I just sometimes wonder what the fuck is wrong with the world. I saw the Berg beheading video. Insane shit man. Insane Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May. 19th, 2004 @ 08:13 pm
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........THE DARKNESS is my new favorite band!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY FUCKING ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May. 4th, 2004 @ 09:02 am
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| » I"M WAYNE BRADY BITCH................................. |
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EVENING BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr. 30th, 2004 @ 12:03 pm
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| » Now I feel................ |
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.................this overwhelming obligation to post daily on my livejournal now. Damn!!!!!!!!!!
Jan. 26th, 2004 @ 07:53 pm
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| » WE'RE FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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The P.B.E. returns. (Sans one. Guess who?) Get ready for yo' ass to be rocked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan. 24th, 2004 @ 08:16 pm
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